note: we’re working on getting this up to date! – P&P
ChairBlursed: Alix Lucas
I have run a successful coup d’etat of the society and am now in charge. This makes sense as I am French (have you heard?). Once named most cursed dougling, always most blursed dougling.
SecreStealingBones: Darcie Eastham
I was born in the firmament of a dying star, morphed from the ashes of the universe. Bow before me mortals, for I am Darcie, Herald of the Empurpled Diamond of Gakeridor, Mistress of the Distant Oscillations, Queen of the Broken Skirmishes, Consumer of Biscuits. I write some silly emails sometimes and I also write the minutes for meetings. I have a whole bunch of other responsibilities that I also flee from on a regular basis.
Embezzler-in-CurrentlyScammingMormons: Freddie Vanmorlan-Ellis
Ahoy hoy! Leader of the Gucci Gang, Scammer of Mormons, and Lord of the Broke, Tis I the Embezzler! I enjoy money. And taxes. And revenue and customs. All money. It’s my job to dispense the pittance of an allowance we’ve gathered for ourselves over the years, and see off any land-lubbing, money-grabbing thieves from YUSU and other socs. If they get too close I will come down upon them like the walls of jericho with my patented Death-Yodel. Huzzah!
Bread Boi (Toastmaster General and Sandwich Rep): Reece Ford
Hello friends! I am Reece; generally identifiable as the anxious-looking fellow in a top hat. As Sandwich Rep, my goal is to fill you with carby goodness the likes of which you have never tasted before. When I’m not spending ludicrous amounts of money on food, I’m spending ludicrous amounts of money on sewing supplies and Big Finish stories. Anyone up for a sandwich?
Non-Monkey (ook): Archie Wilson
I’m somehow responsible for Dougsoc’s endless amount of treasures. Most importantly, keeper of the nerf guns. Currently hiding from the monkeys who have previously withheld this position, can be found in the library, but don’t tell them that.
General Goose: Ciara Turner
Hi, I’m Ciara, General Goose (war minister) of this fine society. I declare war on things worthy of smiting from this earth. Be it newspapers or gravity, nothing is outside of my grasp. And so I say … TO WAR!!!
P&P: Aidan Derby
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Shape Rep: Currently Non-Existent
Coming Soon… (We Hope)
Sacrificial Red Shirt BADABING: Laura Waterworth
I haven’t been fed to the Kraken yet…
Sacrificial Red Shirt BADABOOM: Joel Stephenson
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Honorary Positions
Great Uncle Bulgaria: Alison Crane
An Uncle Bulgaria should be behind the times or said it is said. So why not 1000 years behind? Oh it is meant to be the newpaper… Well I’m hitting people with a Viking stuff anyway…
Shoutsperson: Brian Blessed
The delightful Mr Brian Blessed accepted the position some years ago, having been voted in unanimously by the society at the time. We have a signed photograph. We will show it to you at every possible opportunity.
Demi-God: Gary Brannan
He has been permanently elected to this post, since he did so much for the Society whilst at York and should be forever a respected member of the Society’s Committee.
Deity: ???
The rules for this Committee position are somewhat esoteric, so we’re not entirely sure who actually holds this position at the moment. However, please rest assured that there is a Deity, who may or may not exist somewhere, or everywhere. Possibly. We apologise for the inconvenience.
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